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JHDK

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So what exactly is meditated murder?

It's when you pay a shit ton of money to go to India to have some Yogi fucking teach you a bunch of bullshit and you realize you went all the way there and didn't get to meet Yogi the Bear, just some Indian dude who tells you to close you're eyes and repeat a dumb phrase over and over when all you really wanted was to share a picnic basket with a green tie wearing bear.

So you fly all the way home and get so pissed you kill the first person you see after you disembark.

That's Meditated Murder.
 
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scotchandcigar

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I see you guys had an election yesterday. On one of the news shows, someone was making a good point about the whole 51st state thing. Saying that if that happened, the US would be inheriting a state with the voting impact of California - kind of like shooting oneself in the foot.
 

IdRatherBeSkiing

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I see you guys had an election yesterday. On one of the news shows, someone was making a good point about the whole 51st state thing. Saying that if that happened, the US would be inheriting a state with the voting impact of California - kind of like shooting oneself in the foot.
Our election was heavily interfered with by an unnamed person from our south. And it would be 51-60 states as we have 10 provinces.

Also nobody here would ever vote for that certain person so not sure why he wants us.
 
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Wolf

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51) Puerto Rico
52) D.C.
53) California splits creates either Northern or Southern California
54) Canada
55) Greenland
56) Koop's Creepy Basement
57) Scotch Pantry Window
58) Hectic's Front Yard :laugh:
59) ?
60) ?
 
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IdRatherBeSkiing

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From West to East:
British Columbia (BC)
Alberta
Saskatchewan
Manitoba
Ontario
Quebec
New Brunswick
Prince Edward Island (PEI)
Nova Scotia
Newfoundland & Labrador
 
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sadchild

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If the US annexes Canada, the first executive order will be to get rid of PEI. Because somehow it must have something to do with giving non-whites opportunities that wealthy whites don't want them to have.
 

scotchandcigar

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51) Puerto Rico
52) D.C.
53) California splits creates either Northern or Southern California
54) Canada
55) Greenland
56) Koop's Creepy Basement
57) Scotch Pantry Window
58) Hectic's Front Yard :laugh:
59) ?
60) ?
You forgot Panama and Mar-a-Lago.

If the US annexes Canada, the first executive order will be to get rid of PEI.
No way. That's where some of the best oysters come from.
 
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IdRatherBeSkiing

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You got the connection.


The Labrador Retriever or simply Labrador is a British breed of retriever gun dog. It was developed in the United Kingdom from St. John's water dogs imported from the colony of Newfoundland (now a province of Canada), and was named after the Labrador region of that colony. It is among the most commonly kept dogs in several countries, particularly in the Western world.
 

sadchild

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Let's hope nobody there downloaded "Until It Sleeps" on Napster back in the day.

Geesh, I can't even let them do something nice without busting their balls.
 

Wolf

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Look what's showing up on my Facebook now

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Well we know what scotch going to be doing now. :laugh:

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scotchandcigar

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I just want to declare that after this weekend - having seen the play Come From Away (which takes place in Newfoundland) on Friday, and watching the F1 Canadian Grand Prix from Montreal on Saturday and Sunday - I've had my fill of Canadian things for quite some time.
 
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JHDK

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I just want to declare that after this weekend - having seen the play Come From Away (which takes place in Newfoundland) on Friday, and watching the F1 Canadian Grand Prix from Montreal on Saturday and Sunday - I've had my fill of Canadian things for quite some time.

Hahahah. That made me irl lol.

That's usually the type of troll thing I say here just to see if I can annoy Idrather or get Hectic to say we can't have anything nice.
 
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